Dear people who are so privileged to read this blog,
The following is a detailed description of the do's and don't's, the must's and must not's, the absolutely acceptable and absolutely ridiculous of the grown up world I now live in.
COLLEGE
#1. Fifteen minutes spent wrapped up in a cozy blankie taking a quick snooze can be the best fifteen minutes of your day. If you're even just a little sleepy, go lay down! Trust me. It'll save you.
This picture says it all. The party WAS poppin.
#2. When you have class at 7 and 8am, make sure to look extra beautiful and wake up extra early to ensure your outfit is on point.
HA NOT
When you have class that early, you roll out of bed at fifteen minutes before class, pound a quick bowl of captain crunch, and leave wearing what you slept in. It's just part of college to look slightly homeless for early class. Accept it. Do it. Love it.
On the first day of school you obviously wear what you were just working out in. On the second day of school you wear a wolf shirt. It only makes sense.
#3. Your teammates are your built in best friends. Going to college so freaking far away from home is a scary thing. The only thing that kept me from panicking every time I stepped foot in public was knowing I already had friends before I even had friends. Seriously. These girls are the best! And we have so much fun together.
Don't hate us cause you ain't us.
#4. Wildlife Wednesday is a real thing. And you're only cool if you wholeheartedly participate EVERY WEEK. You think it's socially unacceptable to wear pink fluffy kitties or a majestic eagle on your shirt? Well think again. Take off your pride jacket and freaking wear a wolf shirt people.
Or a hump day shirt.
#5. Popsicles and ice cream. Just yes.
Just yes.
#6. Showing up late is acceptable and expected. Except for class. Don't show up late to class. If you're going to be late, why bother going at all? But really, being on time is overrated.
#7. Waiting to study for your gen bio exam the day before the test is always a good idea if you want to get a low C for a grade. It's just a glorious time staying up till 2 and waking up at 5 to crammajamm. Trust me kids, studying is all sorts of important. So take my advice and do it before it's almost too late!
#8. Take your phone charger with you wherever you go. Gone to the library to study? Be sure to have your phone charger because who knows.... you might be there for 7 hours. Have to go to study hall? Be sure to have your phone charger because if you can't be on your phone you might as well be charging it! Going to hang out with your friends in their room? Be sure to have your phone charger because duh you're going to be on insta and snapchat and stalking cute boys on facebook. Having your phone charger with you at all times should just be a general rule of college.
ps study hall is dumb
#9. Going to bed at 9;30 is not frowned upon. Especially if you're a collegiate athlete. Soccer practice at 6am? Good night children.
#10. Field trips in college are the funnest thing ever. Seeing cool historical crap (really though... it's cool stuff) with some of your best buds is just fantastic. Especially when you get to have dinner at your professor's house.
#11. After living with the same people for four months and spending pretty much every waking minute with them, you get real comfortable around each other and things that you wouldn't normally share or do with others (because they might be gross or a little inappropriate) is just a totally normal thing. Like sending each picture like these to each other....
Yes this happened.
#12. If your math professor hand you your graded chapter test and it say 100% next to your name, there is a 50% chance it's not a dream. Also you shouldn't ask if he gave you the wrong paper. Accept the fact that you are smart and that you can do hard things. Getting a perfect score on a math test is a possible thing!
See? Some may call it a miracle. I call it Beyonce's blessing because I listened to her song right before I took the test. True story.
#5. Popsicles and ice cream. Just yes.
#6. Showing up late is acceptable and expected. Except for class. Don't show up late to class. If you're going to be late, why bother going at all? But really, being on time is overrated.
I actually don't have a picture of me running late because I actually don't like being late. So here's a picture of me in a fierce cat shirt instead.
#7. Waiting to study for your gen bio exam the day before the test is always a good idea if you want to get a low C for a grade. It's just a glorious time staying up till 2 and waking up at 5 to crammajamm. Trust me kids, studying is all sorts of important. So take my advice and do it before it's almost too late!
After looking at homework for so long my eyes start to burn. Does this happen to anyone else?
#8. Take your phone charger with you wherever you go. Gone to the library to study? Be sure to have your phone charger because who knows.... you might be there for 7 hours. Have to go to study hall? Be sure to have your phone charger because if you can't be on your phone you might as well be charging it! Going to hang out with your friends in their room? Be sure to have your phone charger because duh you're going to be on insta and snapchat and stalking cute boys on facebook. Having your phone charger with you at all times should just be a general rule of college.
#9. Going to bed at 9;30 is not frowned upon. Especially if you're a collegiate athlete. Soccer practice at 6am? Good night children.
Good nigh world.
Tour of Lexington
Monticello babes
#12. If your math professor hand you your graded chapter test and it say 100% next to your name, there is a 50% chance it's not a dream. Also you shouldn't ask if he gave you the wrong paper. Accept the fact that you are smart and that you can do hard things. Getting a perfect score on a math test is a possible thing!
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